Hello you hot little pregnant thang.

I can’t wait to meet the little guy you’ve been carrying around for almost 9 months.

Besides his daily hiccups, he’s been quite well behaved.

I can just tell he’s going to be a little gentleman.

Except see, he’s going to need some little playmates. Some little cousins or something.

Don’t you think that would be good for his, you know, socialization? Emotional well-being? Psychosomething development?

I wonder how we’ll manage that . . .