Little James appears to have a natural musical inclination, which he showcased over Christmas on my cousin Brianna’s keyboard.

(oh the double chin!)

Don’t worry James. I’ll show you the ropes of the music biz. The most important part is to take a great picture of yourself singing and looking like a movie star. This image will be the basis of your “stage persona,” which in turn can be a springboard for all kinds of great music video concepts. You really wanna go for an iconic shot. Kind of like this . . .

. . . or . . . well . . .

maybe not exactly like this.

But you get the general idea.

You need to have a unique “thing.” (yes, “thing” is  technical term in the music biz)

For example, when your hair grows a little more, you could be the Windblown Hair Kid. Or you could play to your strengths and be the Blue-Eyed Babyface–I can see that having great appeal with the ladies. Then, in a few years, you can graduate your image to the Pouty Pre-teen.

Yep, exactly like that. Your record will go platinum in no-time flat.