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Virtual shopping trip!

Remember how I mentioned that, after an afternoon of feeling my pants cut into my miserably bloated stomach, I decided to take the leap and buy some maternity jeans?

And remember how I said that I imagined I was taking you all with me? Well, I’ve finally put together the pictures I took of myself in the dressing room at Target.

Wow, that sounds really . . . narcissistic.

But it was really more like Let’s Play Pretend–instead of shopping alone, I just pretended to be shopping with all of you! You lady-types, that is. I even had a couple imaginary conversations with you. In one of them, you kept me safely away from an XXL top that I really loved but . . . well, as you may have guessed, was just a leetle too baggy on me (thanks by the way for saving me the $15!).

So let’s set the scene: there I was at work after eating a lot of fries, and my stomach was not feeling very happy. “These jeans are really giving me an edge!” it whined. “Isn’t there a way you could make me happier by just . . . you know. Spending a little money? For a good cause? Make that a great cause?”

It all seemed to make sense (stomachs have a lot of persuasive power over the pocket book–what can I say). And at that moment, all plans of waiting until Rummage to buy maternity clothes on the cheap just seemed ridiculous, like a completely foolhardy fantasy. The time to shop was clearly now.

So as soon as late afternoon hit and things had calmed down at work, I locked up the office and hit the road. Hopped on the bus, hopped on the train . . . (fast forward 25 minutes) . . . and walked into Target! Once inside, I sped like a madwoman towards the maternity section–but not too fast to grab a few flowy tops off the clearance rack on my way over, mind you. I never go too fast for the clearance rack. Securely hidden away in the dressing room, I whipped off my clothes, put on a striped maternity tank, and pulled on the first pair of maternity jeans.

(by the way, I wish I could say that little belly is the little baby . . . but no. Just fries.)

Why have I heard so many negative things about maternity jeans?

They are sooooo fine. And by that I mean . . . sooooo comfy. Why doesn’t everyone wear them, pregnant and non-pregnant alike?

Well, it might be because of this:

AaaaaAAACK!

It’s frightening. I know. In fact, some of you ladies in the dressing room let us small yelps of shock.

But just pull down your top and the frightening part goes away. And the comfy part comes back. And all is well again.

Let’s see how they adjust when I really pooch out my belly big time.

Yes, I make a duck face every time I pooch out my belly. Why . . . don’t you?

At this point, I was pretty much sold on the pantalones. I have to say, I do prefer pairs with the shorter maternity band (that doesn’t cover the whole stomach), which is what I went for with pair #2. But later on, I discovered you can also just fold down the extra long stretchy part, and if the bottom of it peaks out, it just looks kind of like a navy blue tank.

Pair #2 unfortunately didn’t get photographed very much. But I really love them. In this picture they look a little baggy around the top–and they do scrunch a little–but for some reason that doesn’t bother me. Maybe because they’re a very tapered dark wash, which makes them look skinnier overall. And if you’re doubting, don’t–because at the time, you totally approved.

Trust me–I was there.

Then it was time to move on to the flowy tops.

I know this an XXL . . .

 . . . but it’s supposed to be flowy and oversized, so it might work, right???

Wrong.

Not even with the belt tied on? I wondered, trying to hang on to one last vestige of hope.

Not even with the belt, you said firmly.

Thank you for being the voice of reason in my head. Sometimes reason flees in the dressing room–but this time it prevailed. I should always shop with you guys.

Moving on!

This little number–not a success.

Not even picture worthy.

Next item! A flowery thingamaging, part dress, part shirt.

I love it (and I’m still sporting the 2nd pair of maternity jeans here–love those too).

Love it, love it, love it. The print feels a little retro, and the fit is spot on.

It made me grin my dorkiest of grins. And it might even be able to accomodate the growing Little Wa-Wa. Put ‘er in the cart!

Next: a cheap black miniskirt with a very stretchy waistband, perfect for my needy belly.

Not bad! Especially when I add my favorite find of the day, this jacket.

One of my favorite parts about the jacket? The lining in the sleeves.

See? No, I’m not just awkwardly hugging my torso–I’m trying to show you the sleeves. They’re polka dot on the inside.

Last item up! A flowy printed blouse with butterflies all over it.

It’s so drapey and lovely.

And the little braided belt is the perfect touch.

I love how everything is going together: the shirt, the skirt, even the jacket . . .

Walking out with a complete outfit is always much more fun than leaving with rampantly individual pieces that refuse to be combined.

Finally, as I left the dressing room, I asked the attendant with a longing voice “You wouldn’t happen to have this one flowy dress/shirt thing in a small? I only saw it in an XXL on the rack . . .” I let my voice trail off and radiated my most hopeful expression in her direction.

She reassured me she would check in the back.

A couple minutes later, I had the small in my hand.

Yeeessssss! It fit great. Being a nincompoop, I didn’t take a picture–but I promise it worked.

By the way, is that how you spell “nincompoop”? It looks kind of . . . odd. Too many n’s and o’s and p’s, or something.

Anyway.

Thanks, friends, for shopping along with me! On the upside, it was fun to record the shopping experience on purpose so that I could ‘take you along’–but on the downside, there did end up being a lot of images of my mug plastered all over this webpage. And I mean a lot. Possibly more than in any other post ever written. So based on the pros and cons, is this experience something you’d like to repeat some day? Or will you run the other way as fast as possible when I utter the word “dressing-room”?

Hugs to you all!

Sarah’s amazing juice cleanse

My friend Sarah–there’s so much I could say about this girl! She’s a vibrant red-head, knitter of hats and scarves, and multi-lingual world-traveler. She’s smart, organized, and the perfect mixture of dorky and cool. She’s loyal, keeps calling even when I shirk my long-distance friendship responsibilities (which has happened more than once over the years), and is one of the most non-judgmental, open-minded people I have had the pleasure of knowing. Which is probably why we’re such good friends–I can tell this girl pretty much anything.

We’ve been friends since we both studied abroad in Paris many years ago (winter/spring semester of 2004), forming a tightly knit trio with our friend Vessie. We ate pastries, walked the cemeteries, partied til dawn, went to museums, poetry slams, and did more than I can even wrap my mind around. Sarah and Vessie went on to be my bridesmaids the following year, and since then we’ve been hopping on planes in order to together about once a year (though the last time I saw Sarah was Austin City Limits in October of ’10–yikes!). We’ve seen each other through college graduation, job changes, romantic ups and downs, and all the fun stuff you get to live through when you’ve been friends for 8 years.

Anyway! Ever since watching Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead and obtaining my fabulous juicer, I’ve been wanting to do a juice cleanse. That hasn’t worked out yet, though I talked yesterday about how I’m in my 5th week of juicing veggies for breakfast. But! Sarah has taken up the baton of adventure, and she and her lovely partner Jae did the real deal juice cleanse. My favorite line from her post–“that smells like heart disease.” Today you get to hear all about it from her–and wait until you hear how much weight she was able to lose! Please give her a warm welcome, lovely readers!

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Hi there!  I’m Sarah, and I’m here to share a little bit about my February juice cleanse with you.  I’ll share my experiences, recipes and fun juicing facts with you in a second, but first a little background.

Like many of you, I read Jenna’s post on going healthatronic.   I’d used my step-mom’s juicer before and was definitely jealous of Jenna’s new culinary toy, but it wasn’t until I watched Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead that I was inspired to buy my own juicer and try a juice cleanse.  After reading through the FAQs on the documentary’s partner website, JoinTheReboot.com, I discussed it with my partner, Jae.  We decided that in order to make a big dent in the significant amount of weight we both have to lose, we should do a 15 day cleanse.  This, of course, had to fit between our already scheduled Valentine’s Day splurge on the 14th and dinner with the grandparents-in-law on the 29th.  As we ate our farewell burger and fries, we set our timeline and made our list of materials:

Schedule

Feb. 4-14th: Prepare body by decreasing meat, dairy and grains, increasing amount of fruit and veggies.  Have juice for a least one meal a day.  The guy at the Whole Foods juice bar learned my name while we were waiting for our juicer to arrive.

Feb. 15-17th: Kick yourself for starting right after the Valentine’s splurge.  Have juice for breakfast and lunch, with snacks and dinner of only fruits and vegetables.  Deny cravings that pop up whenever you see, smell or think of other delicious foods, by saying things like “That smells like heart disease.” or “That cupcake looks like diabetes.”  Also, the ad tailor feature on Hulu plus is helpful to minimize food-related commercials.  As far as they know, we love Home Depot, car insurance and beauty products. 

Feb. 18th-24th: Slurp up 4-6 16 oz. glasses of fresh fruit and veggie juice daily.  Variety is key.  Check out some of my favorite recipes at the end of the post.

Feb. 25th-29th: Embrace chewing again, but still only fruits and veggies.  I’ve never been so happy to have sweet potato fries!

Materials

Juicer : We bought a Breville Juice Fountain Plus.  It’s great, but just know that the documentary has effectively, if not intentionally, made this brand sell out everywhere in health-crazed cities like Austin, so you may have to order online or be put on a waiting list.  Yes, a waiting list for a juicer.  We ordered online through Best Buy and picked up in store for no shipping charge.

Glass juice containers: Fresh juice is best, but the reality of Jae’ s office job and my early morning knife skills led us to invest in a couple of pitchers with airtight seals so we could make juice ahead of time and send it to work.

Travel toothbrush:  These guys are easy to stick in your desk drawer.  The concentrated pigments from all the fruits and veggies you’re consuming, plus the erosive effects of citric acid mean you’ll probably want to brush your teeth afterwards.  The sometimes startling dyeing properties of beets deserve a special mention. 

Produce cleaning spray and scrub brush: There is so much residual pesticide, wax and other grime on produce, but a few spritzes of produce cleaner and a scrub had me feeling better about what I was putting into my juicer, even if I didn’t run any scientific tests to prove its effectiveness.

More fruits and veggies than I’ve eaten in my life:  With the exception of our typical morning juice and the occasional “splurge” juice, we concentrated on veggies with accents of fruit.  I tried to stay organic as much as possible, but convenience and pricing (5 small Texas grapefruit for a dollar‽ Yes, please!) led me to incorporate some conventional produce as well.  The picture below shows my materials, including the collection of produce stickers I accumulated during the 15 days of cleansing.

I was a little disappointed at the absence of stickers on most of the veggies – don’t they know people want to make collages?

So, that was our plan, and we actually stuck to it!  If you’re like our friends and family, you probably have a lot of questions about nutrition, cravings, energy levels, and other practical matters.  I’d be happy to answer any questions you may have in the comments, but I’ll admit I’m no nutrition expert.  There is a lot of information out there about the nutritional benefits and disadvantages of doing a juice cleanse, especially in the FAQs of JoinTheReboot.com.  Here are a couple of tips that I’m going to keep in mind next time we do something like this.

Master your juicer

Using a juicer isn’t rocket science, but there are a couple of things you can do to make your juicing experience more pleasant.  In addition to the tips on the user manual, I would suggest wearing an apron and juicing the very watery or very fibrous (think ginger) produce last.  Pieces of produce can bounce back out of the tube, decorating your clothing and kitchen with little chunks organic matter or splatters of juice.  This is especially true when a lot of juice gets up in the tube and causes the plunger to float up as if possessed.

Strong just gets stronger

Tread­­­ lightly when it comes to juicing veggies with potent flavors like garlic and mustard greens.  Early on I made the mistake of juicing 5 or more large leaves of mustard greens, and not only did the juice burn on the way down, but I started to cough as I juiced them.  I can only assume this is akin to mustard gas.  One large leaf mixed with a bunch of other veggies was just right to give my juice a little kick.  As much as I love garlic, even a small clove’s worth of raw garlic juice in the mix can prove overpowering.  I cheated with a little organic garlic powder. 

Find a local juice bar

I missed going out, and it’s hard to convince friends to come over for a “dinner party” when dinner is juice.  I started to feel a little grumpy and deprived of social experiences, you know, outside of spending time with Jae.  Juice bars were a great way to get out without the temptations of forbidden foods.  I’m very lucky to live in Austin, TX where there are a number of places that cater to juice fiends, but even places that don’t specialize in juice may offer some of the goodness you’re looking for. 

Keep busy, but take it easy

Basically, it’s a lot harder to resist cravings when you’re bored.  So, I recommend finding a good book, watching a TV series marathon style, going on a walk, flying a kite or just anything that will keep you entertained.  That said, don’t plan a whole bunch of activities outside of the house until you’ve got a pretty good idea of how your stomach is going to react to the juice you’re drinking.  Most of the time I had high energy levels, and I was able to for long walks all through my cleanse.  However, I found it hard to do some of the more strenuous exercises I had been doing before the cleanse.  I got sore more easily and occasionally felt faint if I tried to push the cardio too much. 

Drink plenty of fluids

As I said, I’m no nutritionist, but I can tell you that staying hydrated just plain made me feel better.  In addition to helping you feel full, the extra fluid you consume will help flush out the toxins that are theoretically being released as you go through your cleanse.  In addition to water and herbal tea, unsweetened coconut water is a great source of electrolytes and very refreshing.

It’s worth the sacrifice

It wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t the hardest thing I’ve ever done either.  And no other diet I’ve tried has given me such dramatic results.  How dramatic?  I lost nearly 17 pounds in 25 days.  Yes, some of this is bound to come back as I start to incorporate some more of the foods I’ve eliminated, but I’ve seen how vegetables can play a much larger role in my diet.  In fact, a little more than half of that weight came off before the actual cleanse when I was just preparing myself.  So you can still have some good results without sacrificing chewing.  I enjoy the juice so much that I could see having juice for at least one meal a day on a regular basis, and will probably do mini cleanses off and on as I work my way down to my goal weight.

So, that’s my story.  I’d love to hear any recipes, tips or questions you guys have.  There are a number of recipes on JoinTheReboot.com, and raw food community boards, but below are some of my favorite creations.  All of these make about 30 oz. of juice, so they’re good for sharing or storing.  Here’s the printable version.

Morning Juice

Sweet and refreshing – a great way to start the morning. 

2 small grapefruit
2 granny smith apples
1 large handful of carrots
1”x2” piece of ginger

Purple Goodness

Slightly sweet and full of goodness.

1/3 head of purple cabbage
1 small handful of carrots
1 semi-sweet apple (Jonagolds)
3 cups long-stemmed spinach

Mamma Mia!

A cure for those savory cravings.  Try fresh garlic at your own risk – a little goes a long way.

5 large tomatoes
3 cups long-stemmed arugula
1 zucchini
½ cup basil
4 sprigs of thyme
1 dash of garlic powder

Strawberry Basil Lemonade

I see a future for this “splurge juice” as a dessert or cocktail base.

1 carton of strawberries
3 large handfuls of grapes
3 lemons
½ medium jicama (peeled)
½ cup basil

Faux-jito

So refreshing!  Another juice destined for a little alcoholic addition.

2 cucumbers
2 large handfuls of grapes
½ medium jicama
2 limes
½ cup mint