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Mama and Baby

So I’ve been saving the best for last.

This is a policy I have enacted since childhood, when I would eat the least agreeable items off my plate first, saving my favorite item for the grand finale.

That’s why, until I went to college, I ate the toppings and sauce off my pizza first, and finished by eating the slice of crust plain (i.e., unadulterated and perfect).

Of course, sometimes my policy resulted in never getting to ‘the best.’ A prime example of this was my languishing candy collection, which I saved for that perfect moment for so long that it went stale and was ultimately tossed in the garbage bin.

The only people who enjoyed the candy were two small thieves, a certain small Erica and small Heidi.

But let’s let bygones be bygones.

What I’m trying to tell you is that it’s time for the cream of the Baby James crop of pictures.

These are they. These are them. Them are these. Whatever.

After pictures of Baby James and every conceivable person except for his own mother, it’s time to share all these lovely pictures from the informal photo shoot we did on the futon.

So this is part 1 . . . part 2 on Friday.

I love these two.

If only Alaska weren’t so dang far away.

The word 'grampumps' makes me laugh

So even though we have agreed (I think) that my Dad’s name as a newly minted grandfather will be ‘Papa Rick,’ I can’t get the word ‘grampumps’ out of my head.

It just makes me laugh.

But that’s inconsequential–what we’re really here to do is revel in some pictures of the boys bonding.

Little James seemed peaceful enough at the onset.

However, as soon as I cried “PHOTO OP!!!” and rushed over with my camera, James started falling apart.

I’ve been through at least 3 photo shoots, and I haven’t even seen any green ones yet! he cried.

I tried to explain to James that he should just relax and enjoy his grandpa’s company. Instead of focusing on himself and how unhappy he was with the lack of ‘green ones’ in his pocketbook, he needed to focus on his relationship with grandpa. And easy place to start would be their common ground–like their love of physics.

Papa Rick has a Masters in Nuclear Medicine, I explained patiently. Can you say ‘nuclear,’ James?

No, but I think I can grab this toy ring.

Okay, the toy ring seems to have calmed him down. Let’s give this photo shoot another chance.

Papa Rick, I’m just so confused by string theory.

And I find the idea of quantum physics very disturbing.

I mean, how can particles be in two places at once? And how can they suddenly be somewhere else without having moved? I just can’t wrap my mind around it.

I think if you don’t mind, I’ll start crying now. The universe is just too confusing.

Maybe after I get my PhD at MIT it will all make more sense.